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Predictions for 2007:
I. Due to miscommunication, the President of the United States will end the War on Terror. During a briefing, President Bush will mistake the word "terrorist" for "botanist." One Horticulturists of America convention and a couple of bombs later, the government will realize that they've made a terrible mistake.
II. Since there won't be anyone to preserve the environment, plant species will become extinct, and all vegetation, as we know it, will cease to exist.
III. The White House will release a statement promising to "Bring back the green stuff," at which time they will proceed to kill what little vegetation is left.
IV. Due to a lack of oxygen, all Americans will die.
V. Terrorists will take over the world.
I. Due to miscommunication, the President of the United States will end the War on Terror. During a briefing, President Bush will mistake the word "terrorist" for "botanist." One Horticulturists of America convention and a couple of bombs later, the government will realize that they've made a terrible mistake.
II. Since there won't be anyone to preserve the environment, plant species will become extinct, and all vegetation, as we know it, will cease to exist.
III. The White House will release a statement promising to "Bring back the green stuff," at which time they will proceed to kill what little vegetation is left.
IV. Due to a lack of oxygen, all Americans will die.
V. Terrorists will take over the world.
Due to the economy, I had to let my signature go.
thankyou to everyone who put me up/put up with me/took time to say hi/took me out for dinner/drove me around/plied me with booze/took me to a show/took me to the bus station/made sure i had a fantastic time on my trip last year. it was a huge part of 2006 for me and you were all wonderfully nice.
Happy new year!
Happy new year!
So when does Steveums World Tour 2K7 begin?thankyou to everyone who put me up/put up with me/took time to say hi/took me out for dinner/drove me around/plied me with booze/took me to a show/took me to the bus station/made sure i had a fantastic time on my trip last year. it was a huge part of 2006 for me and you were all wonderfully nice.
Happy new year!
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