Revenge of the Haiku Thread

[mere1975]

If they keep giving
me all this work, when will I
have time for Forkers?

- Mere "I make the time" 1975

[monet2u]

enjoyed a nice lunch
sunshine on the waterfront
returned to much fog

[ifihadahifi]

My shock for the day.
I knew my old friend is gay
but "he" is now "she".

[Rebecca]

one point five hours
left of work. no email, but
forkers is unblocked!

[froggorino]

sat for a painter
and he seriously said
i look like a bear.

[ChrisLovesYou]

Painted a poster.
"Chris, did you paint this with your
fingers?" she asked me.

"About that, will your
opinon of me change if
I say that I did?"

[Phyllis]

i just finished a
health project in five minutes
now i am happy

[roach]

voted at seven
4 beers down by 10 am
on the bike for more

[mere1975]

but "he" is now "she".

I said, "Hey Hifi, take a walk on the wild side."

- Mere "and the colored girls sang 'doot-da-doot, da-doot, doot-da-doot. . .'" 1975

[squeezle]

Time for leaves to turn.
Texas leaves just turn brown. Why?
No orange or red

[mere1975]

Time for leaves to turn.
Texas leaves just turn brown. Why?
No orange or red

Prairie Creek Park's leaves
are red, plum, orange, yellow
(near UT-Dallas)

- Mere "nice plums" 1975

[Rebecca]

Could someone tell me
why, on this autumn day, it's
83 degrees?


It's 5 syllables
then 7, then 5. Why do
I suck at haikus?

[Rebecca]

Courtesy of L.Keezy:

jam session bassist
watches 14 soloists
contemplates murder


will you show me how
to eat this delicious pie?
i don't have a fork.


republicans gone
perhaps some change is coming
let's go nuke iran!

[Irock]

Time for leaves to turn.
Texas leaves just turn brown. Why?
No orange or red

Not all trees are brown
there's sienna, burnt umber
and sickly yellow

i "wrote that one on the way to work!" rock

[Rebecca]

I like sandwiches
turkey and cheese, no mustard
Jason's deli, yum!