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Postby froggorino » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:09 pm

yeah. and then they always have the wristbands, too. i want a bacon wristband from archie mcphee.

magnetic ribbons are the new personalized plates. and still, nobody cares. it almost makes one anti-care, actually.


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Postby lennon » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:12 pm

i wonder if they realize the middle eastern guy behind the counter of the gas station is getting rich off of their 'patroitism'?
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Postby aquaphase » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:11 pm

i wonder if they realize the middle eastern guy behind the counter of the gas station is getting rich off of their 'patroitism'?
I think this is the most racist thing I've read all week.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:12 pm

i wonder if they realize the middle eastern guy behind the counter of the gas station is getting rich off of their 'patroitism'?
I think this is the most racist thing I've read all week.
Not me. I had the misfortune of stepping into a bathroom in a gas station in southeast Texas over the weekend.
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Postby KathrynTheGreat » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:03 pm

Yes. Too soon.
Says the Canadian terrorist.
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Postby lennon » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:36 pm

i wonder if they realize the middle eastern guy behind the counter of the gas station is getting rich off of their 'patroitism'?
I think this is the most racist thing I've read all week.
my apologies go out to my middle eastern brethren. the remark was made in haste and was in bad taste.

now go out there and learn some english so i can understand what the fuck your saying when i call the internet help desk.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:51 pm

I hate eskimos.
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Postby roach » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:58 pm

I hate eskimos.
it's their little nose kisses, isn't it?
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:07 am

9/11/01 ULTRA-PATRIOTIC RESPONSE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER FORGET USA #1 COLOURS DON'T RUN BASH SOME TOWELHEADS : funniest thing


i agree. overly patriotic americans are funny and quite queer.
My favorites are the ones who literally have a dozen of those magnetic "Support ____" ribbons on the back of their vehicles. Those people are REALLY REALLY patriotic. Wow.
Every tree in my girlfriend's neighbourhood has a yellow ribbon wrapped around it in support of our boys in Afghanistan. Except the one in her yard, curiously enough. "I don't know where everyone else got the ribbons." Words from the mouth of a hater of freedom.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:20 am

I hate eskimos.
it's their little nose kisses, isn't it?
Yeesh! You know it. Totally makes me sick to my stomach.
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