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Postby mere1975 » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:27 pm

Ssssh, my boyfriend might see.

Ask me again when I am a gracefully aged 53 and you are a svelte, single man of 39 with a mustache and a Corvette. . .

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Postby mere1975 » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:31 pm

mere likes the lumberjack/architect type.
Ha ha, she called Sam a lumberjack because he's hairy.

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Postby NerfHerder » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:44 am

well i will admit that nerf has that 'bad boy' thing going on, and i can't compete with that.
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Postby Play-Doh » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:16 am


- Mere "learned that 'lesbians' attract the most guys when my friends made me go to dance clubs with them in college" 1975
What an evil, evil, EVIL, ...yet effective tactic.
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Postby Dogatron » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:24 am


- Mere "learned that 'lesbians' attract the most guys when my friends made me go to dance clubs with them in college" 1975
What an evil, evil, EVIL, ...yet effective tactic.
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Postby Dalya » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:25 am

haha steph likes guys with beards so we call them lumberjacks. she'll be like "i met this guy who likes really good music and he's so funny. *pause for effect* and he's a LUMBERJACK!"
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Postby lennon » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:57 am

(You know the thought of girl-on-girl lovin' just won over the heart of every man on this forum. I mean, the unspoken for guys.)

- Mere "learned that 'lesbians' attract the most guys when my friends made me go to dance clubs with them in college" 1975
wow! this forum is already sooooo much better than that other we came from. what was it called again????
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Postby aquaphase » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:50 am

(You know the thought of girl-on-girl lovin' just won over the heart of every man on this forum. I mean, the unspoken for guys.)

- Mere "learned that 'lesbians' attract the most guys when my friends made me go to dance clubs with them in college" 1975
wow! this forum is already sooooo much better than that other we came from. what was it called again????
donkey fisting on a stick.
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Postby Steveums » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:46 pm

that gave me a weird mental picture of mr. j riding a plow through my vagina.
WHY IS THIS NOT A MEREQUOTE?
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Postby mere1975 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:39 am

Too vivid.

- Mere "it made me blush/cringe too much" 1975

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