Dear Phyllis,

[Irock]

I would like to thank you for keeping it real with the classic Strawberry Shortcake. I hate the new one with her stupid NEW face.

I mean, look at those highlights - what is she, a cheerleader?


And I don't think the Strawberry Shortcake I knew cooked. I think she stuck to strawberry daquaris, that's how she stayed so berry berry happy all the time.

[Phyllis]

thanks. <3

the new strawberry short cake pisses me off. when i was little i had a strawberry shortcake doll that i loved very much (and still do. she smells like strawberries). the new one is a BITCH.

[zenmomma]

I was strawberry shortcake once for halloween. It was the most kick ass costume ever.

I also preferred her to barbies. I had a lot of them. My fave was Apple Dumpling though.

[ifihadahifi]

Have y'all seen the new Holly Hobbie?

[mere1975]

NO.

WAY.

- Mere "never got into the country cute Holly Hobbie much, but still -- this is blasphemous" 1975

[squeezle]

Have y'all seen the new Holly Hobbie?

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH....nnnNNNOOOOooooooo

I never actually liked Holly Hobbie, but my mom did - so, as a result, i had a lot of Holly Hobbie stuff. the new one blows.

[ifihadahifi]

You both had the same reaction as my wife.

Wee, on the other hand, thinks it's cool.

[ree-ree]

GENERO!!!!!

But at least it's not a bratz wannabe.

[mere1975]

True, if the new Holly Hobbie starts wearing boob shirts and exposing midriffs, I'll write a letter of complaint.

- Mere "Bratz lost me the moment I saw the Z in the name" 1975