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Charlie Chaplin was a fucking deuche. Every time he came into the room, current residents would exchange knowing glances to each other, remarking on what a deuche this Chaplin fellow was. Also he was the first human being to cut himself for attention. (He has since earned the infamous moniker "The godmother of emo" -- His casket has been updated accordingly). His farts were so loud that they tricked Hitler into believing that Poland fired first. He also never bathed. Or gave a cent to the Salvation Army. I heard that on more than one occasion he punched a baby for sniffling during a premiere. The only good thing he ever did you morons sarcasm is in everything I do.
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