I'm writing an essay for English

[ChrisLovesYou]

in which I explain eloquently why Polonius deserved the ending he got in Hamlet.

The title is "Kill Bill Murray."

y/n?

[mere1975]

That depends -- if your English teacher the hip/young/happenin' teacher, or the stodgy old teacher?

- Mere "you'd be lucky to have someone like Rubberman" 1975

[monet2u]

The title is "Kill Bill Murray."

y/n?

Caddyshack

[aquaphase]

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[Irock]

YES.

Why'd he deserve it? I want the Cliff Notes. Or the Spark Notes or whatever it is you kids use these days to cheat on tests.

[roach]

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ahhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh.

[ChrisLovesYou]

That depends -- if your English teacher the hip/young/happenin' teacher, or the stodgy old teacher?

- Mere "you'd be lucky to have someone like Rubberman" 1975

She's somewhere inbetween, I'd say. She's hip enough to get the references, at least.

YES.

Why'd he deserve it? I want the Cliff Notes. Or the Spark Notes or whatever it is you kids use these days to cheat on tests.

He's a douche to his kids and a total fuckin' snitch. (I'm not using this wording in the essay.)

[sam]

In the play, is Polonius the one that gets it through the curtain?

What I love about WS is that he wasn't afraid to kill absolutely any or every character to make a point.

Is the point here that a stand up guy gets the privilige of facing his death directly and a weasel gets it like a ton of bricks on the head?