why my boss is totally awesome

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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why my boss is totally awesome

Postby mr_j » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:15 pm

at lunch today, she went to get a fork for her baked potato. what she pulled out was a spoon.

'what the fuck do i have a spoon in my hand? they're totally worthless.'

i just thought i'd share


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Postby roach » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:38 pm

she hott?
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Postby mr_j » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:40 pm

she's older and wise in her years. she's an attractive, near-retirement-aged black woman.

but hey, a pro-fork comment like that is enough to make anyone look sexier, right? pedals1
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Postby roach » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:00 pm

I like the older ladies.
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Postby monet2u » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:22 pm

I like the older ladies.
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Postby roach » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:30 pm

I like the older ladies.
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be a lot cooler if I could figure out this damned zipper... pedals1
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Postby Dogatron » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:58 pm

she hott?
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