WTMFF: Peanut butter disproves evolution?!?!?!?

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WTMFF: Peanut butter disproves evolution?!?!?!?

Postby aquaphase » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:23 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504[/youtube]
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Postby monet2u » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:41 pm

mmmmm evolution...erm I mean peanut butter.
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Postby Irock » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:32 pm

They stole Louis Pastuer's experiment. Which he used to disprove spontaneous generation, which meant he was in cahoots with that most deviant "so-called scientist," Darwin.

This one's stupider than the banana one.


hmmmm, peanut butter and banana.
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Postby aquaphase » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:53 pm

hmmmm, peanut butter and banana.
Yummmers. OK, dammit, I've got to cook up a Sunny-worthy mix.

(I'm just going to avoid the whole "peanut butter and banana sounds like porn to me" thing)
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:34 am

Peanut butter disproves evolution because a black man invented it.
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Postby sam » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:24 am

Lovely, a jar of peanut butter is soooo like the primordial earth. And their appreciation of the time-scale involved is spot-on. I mean, I've been watching this Jiffy for like, an hour and no life.
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Postby Dalya » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:39 am

i love the woman. "Despite this obvious fact, evolutionists continue to blah blah blah".

yeah god is SO OBVIOUS. i mean, we can all see god, so why doesnt everyone just believe in god?!?!?!

this must be the devils work... no other explanation. the devil invented the theory of evolution.
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