Two thoughts I had today at work

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Two thoughts I had today at work

Postby Jan » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:37 pm

1. It must be impossible to run up a flight of stairs and masturbate at the same time.

2. I hate people who think they're crazy and wacky because they come to work with a tie on that has Homer Simpson or something on it. They want to do something really crazy like come to work with their own shit in a tupperware box to have for lunch.

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Postby monet2u » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:39 pm

ok it's offical, you have too much time on your hands :lol:

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Postby Steveums » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:43 pm

ok it's offical, you have too much time on your hands :lol:
but not whilst running up a flight of stairs

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Postby monet2u » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:15 pm

ok it's offical, you have too much time on your hands :lol:
but not whilst running up a flight of stairs
I think that observation would be accurate.

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:23 am

1. Of course, you would reach the top of the stairs before climax.

2. Amen.
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Postby Sybil » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:32 pm

Well, at least you had a productive day at the office.

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