1. It must be impossible to run up a flight of stairs and masturbate at the same time.
2. I hate people who think they're crazy and wacky because they come to work with a tie on that has Homer Simpson or something on it. They want to do something really crazy like come to work with their own shit in a tupperware box to have for lunch.
Two thoughts I had today at work
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