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Do not fuck...

Postby aquaphase » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:44 pm

...with this chicken
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Postby mere1975 » Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:15 am

That chicken's name is The Jesus.

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Postby froggorino » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:57 am

i'd chase that little bitch, too, if he was all kickin at me.


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ps - i just added that to my desktop by accident and now i can't get it to leave. embaressin.

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Postby Dalya » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:11 am

imagine that exact same thing but with steph and a goose.

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Postby Kristen » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:02 pm

aaahahahah that reminds me of this rooster my grandparents had when i was little that little piece of shit was the meanest thing EVER. when my grandfather decided to get rid of it he warned the guys who were buying it that it was really mean and they all acted like badasses until they tried to get it into their truck. they were running and hollering like little girls, it was hilarious even at a young age.
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Postby Irock » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:38 pm

We had a pet goose. When we released it at a duck park, it started chasing these boys who were trying to feed it (Tony wasn't a mean goose, she just liked people. For BREAKFAST. No, really she was nice, but you can only clean so much bird shit off a patio). It was fucking hillarious. They kept running away like mad and then coming back to try and to feed her again.

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Postby froggorino » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:53 am

is that a yotube vid? says it's a gif though.

i'd love to put that hilarity on my myspace. where did you get it?

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Postby roach » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:49 am

does that little shit live in a gypsy camp?

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Postby mere1975 » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:54 am

does that little shit live in a gypsy camp?
Liiiiike you've never seen a trailer, Mesquite.

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Postby roach » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:31 am

does that little shit live in a gypsy camp?
Liiiiike you've never seen a trailer, Mesquite.

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Postby mr_j » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:59 pm

that's what the kid gets for calling him CHICKEN! pedals1

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Postby rockfan » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:20 pm

aaahahahah that reminds me of this rooster my grandparents had when i was little that little piece of shit was the meanest thing EVER.
I don't condone the sport, but it sounds like that rooster was made for cockfighting! :P
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