oh, and since you mention my birthday, i would like:
* money
* Seven jeans (mine have a hole in the crotch

* an acceptance letter and full scholarship to NYU and/or Columbia and/or Brown
* a lifetime supply of Kerastase shampoo and conditioner (that stuff is expensive)
* Glynnis employed on my staff full time so that I never have to blow-dry my own hair again
* every godard and bergman film ever made
* rare nina simone records
* a solar or tallk-powered cell phone. the more you talk, the more charged it gets.
* a massage and facial
* a trip to paris
* a pony.
Thank you. Please don't get me anything that's not on the list. You have less than two months, so start working those late shifts.