speaking of guitar hero...

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speaking of guitar hero...

Postby Dalya » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:56 pm

i want to play it at midnight when i turn 21 whilst pouring finladnia vodka over my head and gambling online.

oh, and since you mention my birthday, i would like:
* money
* Seven jeans (mine have a hole in the crotch :()
* an acceptance letter and full scholarship to NYU and/or Columbia and/or Brown
* a lifetime supply of Kerastase shampoo and conditioner (that stuff is expensive)
* Glynnis employed on my staff full time so that I never have to blow-dry my own hair again
* every godard and bergman film ever made
* rare nina simone records
* a solar or tallk-powered cell phone. the more you talk, the more charged it gets.
* a massage and facial
* a trip to paris
* a pony.

Thank you. Please don't get me anything that's not on the list. You have less than two months, so start working those late shifts.
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Postby monet2u » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:34 pm

I got a couple of bucks, anyone wanna go in on a pony with me?

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Postby aquaphase » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:48 pm

no donkey show sis? Mom's been practicing for months.
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Postby Dalya » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:10 pm

i told her i'm seeing her again until she takes out that fucking belly button ring. she's a 65 year old woman for god's sake.
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Re: speaking of guitar hero...

Postby Dogatron » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:11 pm


* a facial

* a pony.
buy her the pony and the facial is free...

p.s. I thought gambling online was illegal in the US now
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Postby Irock » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:12 pm

I got a couple of bucks, anyone wanna go in on a pony with me?
I'm in.
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Postby aquaphase » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:25 pm

i told her i'm seeing her again until she takes out that fucking belly button ring. she's a 65 year old woman for god's sake.
That's no belly ring, it's a nipple ring. Gravity and greedy children have not been kind to dear ol' Ma.
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Postby monet2u » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:42 pm

I got a couple of bucks, anyone wanna go in on a pony with me?
I'm in.
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perfect, I hope she likes pink. :D

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Postby rockfan » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:53 am

Just get a copy of Clerks 2, and you've got your donkey show. :lol:
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