some dude on the football team wants to beat me up

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Postby mr_j » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:28 pm

that's seriously the funniest thing i've read all week.

no, seriously!
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Postby Irock » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:41 pm

Now Joe will forever be represented in my head as Wilson.
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Postby mere1975 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:01 pm

mister j, i was thinking. you should hang out with us but wear a box from long john silvers on your head with eyes cut out so we still wouldn't know who you were until we slipped you a roofie and took your pants off. i mean box off.
Now THAT'S a plan.

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Postby KathrynTheGreat » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:23 pm

My sources tell me that threatening to physically harm someone is the new way to show you care. Like, instead of writing them a poem, you leave a note on their car's windshield that says, "You will die tomorrow."

Then again, my "sources" are O.J. Simpson.
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Postby mere1975 » Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:54 pm

Then again, my "sources" are O.J. Simpson.
Glad to see you have a mentor in your life.

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Postby James » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:52 pm

when is it cool for a guy to try and beat up a girl? I mean, besides the trailer park...
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Postby Tracy » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:32 pm

when is it cool for a guy to try and beat up a girl? I mean, besides the trailer park...
I'm not sure it's cool even there unless, of course, you're in a relationship with said girl.
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Postby KathrynTheGreat » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:10 pm

when is it cool for a guy to try and beat up a girl? I mean, besides the trailer park...
Beat spousal abuse!
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