happy birthday mr umpet!

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happy birthday mr umpet!

Postby mr_j » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:49 pm

san antonio's very own john lennon, a hearty birthday to you, mr quarter century man!

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Postby Rebecca » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:58 pm

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Postby James » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:31 pm

Happy Birthday.

Here's a present.

It's a rock.

Here you go.

HAHAHA! You touched it! It's been in my asshole! HAHA. Gross.
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Postby Irock » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:49 pm

I'm not sure what I'd have to do to top an ass rock, but whatever it is, there's no way in hell I'm going to do it.

Happy birthday anyway.

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Postby mere1975 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:58 pm

Happy birthday!

- Mere "May everyone's spit valves empty in the opposite direction of you all year long" 1975

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Postby squeezle » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:51 pm

Da ta da DAAA! Happy Birthday!
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Postby Dalya » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:54 pm

happy birthday, old man. you should really start looking into botox. those wrinkles are unsightly.

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Postby monet2u » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:29 pm

oops I missed it...oh well happy birthday anyway. :lol:
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