I fainted today

[ChrisLovesYou]

First time ever. At the doctor's. I saw a needle and freaked out. Then it went through my arm and everything kinda melted and turned dark, and then the next thing I knew my doctor was trying to hold me up.

Strangely, in my regaining-consciousness state, I tried to save face. "You fainted, Chris." "Oh, no, no, I just fell asleep for a moment." "No, you definitely fainted." Then tried not to let on that I couldn't feel my legs.

Goddamn needles.

[mere1975]

I don't think it was the needle. I bet you were holding your breath.

- Mere "fainting easily from heat exhaustion since 1980" 1975

[ifihadahifi]

Once upon a time I fainted while I was peeing.

The End.

[monet2u]

real men don't faint! or eat quiche

[IAmEllie]

hehe

[ChrisLovesYou]

I don't think it was the needle. I bet you were holding your breath.

- Mere "fainting easily from heat exhaustion since 1980" 1975

I'm pretty sure it's some combination of the two, i.e. I wasn't breathing because I was too busy going "that isn't a needle, is it? oh, shit, you're going to stab me. oh, not my wrist. oh my god. put that away. no. no. no. no."

Once upon a time I fainted while I was peeing.

The End.

There is more to this story and you are a criminal for withholding it.

[NerfHerder]

Just think about something else while THE HUGE DEADLY NEEDLE IS PENETRATING YOUR DEFENSES.

Like boobs. Or baseball. How about sour cream? Conan O'Brien anyone? Why not try a steaming hot bowl of racism? Does anyone feel like the vulnerability in the chapstick market during the summer months for dinner tonight? With a side of Venetian Blinds perhaps? Afterward, we can all go to the living room and watch CHOO-CHOO TRAINS!

Works for me.