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Postby eebs » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:53 am

what will they think of next

maybe a usb fork?

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Postby DP 2.5 » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:46 pm

Woah...it's real, isn't it?

"Using the USB current to directly charge high voltage capacitors, the iGrill does not require any additional power supply, making it perfect for dorm or office cooking."

Yeah, I'm sure I wouldn't get any strange looks from my roommate if I suddenly pulled this out of a random box and hooked it up to my computer. :roll: Sure is convenient, though. Wonder what would happen if it ever got a virus.
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:40 pm

This made tears well up in my eyes- tears of pure, childlike joy.
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Postby NerfHerder » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:10 am

Too bad the George Foreman Grill won't cook the fat out of your operating system, Windows users.


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Postby mere1975 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:49 am

Such a nerd. Such a funny, funny nerd.

- Mere "did you guys see the (u.s.) Office episode when the boss burned himself on the George Forman grill he uses to make bacon in bed each morning?" 1975

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Postby aquaphase » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:10 pm

mmmmm. bacon in bed.
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Postby NerfHerder » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:12 am

I heard "Bacon in Bed" was Don King's nickname for George Foreman.

What other interesting and 100%-true-no-matter-what-anybody-else-says things do you know about George Foreman?

Also, I have one more.

Sincerely, George Foreman went hunting in the woods one time and didn't catch anything. Afterwards, to combat his depression he ordered four hookers: three of whom names were FBI agents who didn't know the others were agents and then one "street walker." The FBI agents accidentily killed each other attempting to discover what makes Foreman so awesome. Left to only the devices of the street walker, Foreman became despondant and turned to television to provide him with entertainment. Not finding anything to satisfy his hedonistic nature, Foreman hurled the remote at his plasma television. Using his famous mind meld technique, Foreman fused his mind with the matter of the remote. When the remote struck the television an instant after the meld was complete, the remote did not smash the television as most would think. Rather, the plasma absorbed the remote into the television. Since that day, George Foreman has been able to control any television with his mind. He has been known to overuse this quirk at parties and does not realize that people hate it. At these partiese, he also takes more then his fair share of salsa and always taps on fish tanks to freak the fish out.
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Postby mere1975 » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:51 am

What other interesting and 100%-true-no-matter-what-anybody-else-says things do you know about George Foreman?
I heard the grill pattern on the GFGrill was fashioned after the rolls of fat on the back of George's neck.

- Mere "like a pack of hot dogs" 1975

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