Soooooooooooooooo

[ifihadahifi]

what a beautiful bedtime story. thanks dad. you are the ga-dunk-ga-dunk.

I did that! But Wee totally didn't get it. First, she had no idea what a electrical conductor is. So the punchline was lost on her.

Then she got hung up on the details.

"Why did he kill her? Couldn't he just have thrown her off the bus"
"Why didn't they try shooting him instead of electrocuting him?"
"Why did he want the green bananas?"
On and on and on.

I probably deserved it.

[froggorino]

ha! all questions that came to my mind, too. great minds thinking alike.

frog"me and wee, to the maximum degree"gy

[jbfromoc]

Soooooo... This Texan goes to Hawaii on a group tour vacation. The first place they go is a beach. The Texan says, "Well ya know, this is really a pretty beach, but it aint no big deal. Hell, we got beaches prettier on South Padre Island."

The next place they go is Honolulu. The Texan says, "Well, yea this is alright. But we got more buildings, and taller buildings than this in both Houston and Dallas. This aint no big deal."

Well this goes on all day. Everywhere they go, there is something in Texas that's better and the tour guide is getting tired of all the bragging. So he takes the group up to the top of a live volcano and asks The Texan, "You got anything like this in Texas?"

The Texan thought about it for a minute and replied, "Well no... but I'll tell you what. We got a fire department in Waco that'll put that son of a bitch out in about fifteen minutes!"