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Anyone up for some college soccer on Friday?
SMU ain't lookin all that good(they lost a few good players who would be good for them now, Nunez to Dallas and Kenny Cooper to Man U and some otheres I can't be bothered with now) so yeah.

http://3rddegree.net/thirdindex.cfm?pag ... &show=1053

there's the details. remember, you CAN sneak beer in. Not sure if it costs to get in, probably a couple bucks.

I bet Sam will go.



(Where is his ass? Come on, Forker boy!)

- Mere "I'll be in Fundamentals of Drawrrring until 9:30 or so" 1975

where is that motherforker!??!

its walking distance from his work and now that it's cold outside it's a lot easier to sneak beers in... big jackets just look odd when it's 70 outside.

... big jackets just look odd when it's 70 outside.

That's when you stuff your pants, not your coats.

- Mere "summertime is for stuffing pants" 1975

... big jackets just look odd when it's 70 outside.

That's when you stuff your pants, not your coats.

- Mere "summertime is for stuffing pants" 1975

soooooo that's what the dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince song was about!!!

hmmm. 7:30. Sounds like whiskey and not beer is in order.

I do have a flask that can get me through the game. and I've been looking for another reason to stop drinking whiskey. screaming bad bad old man things at 18 year olds could be that thing I've been looking for.


does anyone have an extra flask funnel? maybe I'll check out my local booze seller and see if they sell just the funnel.

Anyone up for some college soccer on Friday?

I prefer drinking events sans the college sports (and preferably indoors).

It's nice to see that The Overlord joined this forum too. Wouldn't be the same without him.

oh yes, and remember, SMU's soccer field have no bathrooms. Whiskey will be better.

oh yes, and remember, SMU's soccer field have no bathrooms. Whiskey will be better.

I need to buy a bigger flask.

this could be just the excuse you are looking for.

I remember my aunt, a long time San Franciscan, telling me that the University of San Francisco was an urban legend. If you didn't want to admit you never went to college, you could tell people that was where you went and they would get it without embarassing you. Apparently, my aunt likes to lie to me. I shouldn't be suprised.

so, who's going to this. we can scream out in whiskey slurs "YOU AIN'T NO REAL UNIVERSITY!!!! SAM'S AUNST SAYS SO!!!!"

Then we high five and say awesome and fuck yeah.

I can do it!

I even picked a pint at lunch. It felt really odd picking up my packet for the Turkey Trot at Luke's with a bottle of scotch in my pocket. Maybe that could be the fuel that will get me through the race on cold November morning?

kick ass.
going to lunch at 3, pick up my pint.
you want me to swing by the station of mockingbird to pick you up?

Justin, you in??