Forkers Central

I propose we create and maintain an Official Forkers Hitlist. This list would be comprised of the public figures that represent the greatest threat to the establishment of a more fork-centric world order. We need to discuss what criteria makes someone list-worthy as well.

I would also like to nominate Jessica Simpson for the list. Entered as evidence, audio of an early pilot she participated in:

http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1JK2 ... JMUALY12AW

I hope this one speaks for itself.

I'd like to nominate Joe Cole of Chelsea for reasons that involve being a diving cheating mafia stooge , causing multiple cases of tourettes to break out in otherwise good upstanding members of the P04 community and because he caused fork breaking in the pub after the game.....

*waits for justin to kick some mod ass*

I'd like to nominate Joe Cole of Chelsea for reasons that involve being a diving cheating mafia stooge , causing multiple cases of tourettes to break out in otherwise good upstanding members of the P04 community and because he caused fork breaking in the pub after the game.....

*waits for justin to kick some mod ass*

Hmmm. Maybe the hitlist needs a Maidment

(and I don't mean Amy)

celine dion. for being a canadian.
Dakota Fanning. for being a little cunt.
Mexico's national team. for being 11 cunts.

carson daily for capitolizing on the little girls who still love backstreet boys by somehow obtaining his own late night talk show which totally sucks. a.k.a. being a cunt.

celine dion

Indeed, how could Céline Marie Claudette Dion not be included? A strong candidate for the top of the list. I think we should be sure to include her super-creepy-90-year-old husband with her.

ps - yes, i love hyphens and the wikipedia ----!--!--!

French Canadien = top of the tist!

- Mere "her husband is a Svengali" 1975

while we're at it, barbara streissand.

she is a whore. and could possibly be canadaian.
i want to put any man who has ever married liza minelli on the list. they creep me out.

and Liza, of course. Although, she is so wheels-off it is impressive. Maybe she deserves her own category.

we probably shouldn't put her in the "people I'd fuck" category

Why? Because you wouldn't, or you don't want us to know that you would? Have you already, come on, you can say.

if I hadn't totally fucked up the over easy eggs in the morning and she cut me and I needed so many damned stitches, i would admit to it.. but fuck, man, stitches hurt. and so does my heart.

alterbridge.

sheryl crow for basic lameness.

that guy who screams at the camera in the oxy clean commercials. for screamin at me.

anna nicole smith. for giving talentless ex-playboy bunnies a bad name.