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FORK RELIGION
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:05 pm
by Steveums
(not a jab at religion)
"God in his wisdom has provided man with natural forks - his fingers. Therefore it is an insult to Him to substitute artificial metallic forks for them when eating."
From
http://www.byu.edu/ipt/projects/middlea ... eFork.html
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:17 pm
by sam
So by Byzantine, they mean forks came from Constantinople?
"The humor is, according to Bailey, in the use of "Furcifer" as a pun, meaning fork-bearer, and also gallows-bird."
How do I change my username to Furcifer?
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:07 pm
by mere1975
Steveums, are you our Peter James?
- Mere "are you working on a Forker Koran??" 1975
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:44 pm
by Steveums
Steveums, are you our Peter James?
- Mere "are you working on a Forker Koran??" 1975
I am telling you guys, forks are going to be HUGE in 2006! Even though you know MORE about them than ME! I am the fount of ALL forky knowledge!
FORKS ARE BETTER THAN BONO
FORK U2 YEAH
only FORKS have the POWER to save this world we live in!!
is that a suitable enough impression for you?
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:12 pm
by ree-ree
Steveums, are you our Peter James?
- Mere "are you working on a Forker Koran??" 1975
hahaha!