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Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:01 am**

damn.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:07 am**

I posted about those a while back, but I can't seem to remember on which board nor what was said about them.

Regardless, I'm a huge fan. This is exactly what people need for those damn 9-inch euro pizzas that come unsliced.

My only issue is that there is a 100% guarantee that I will hurt myself with that thing.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:21 am**

I have problems eating pizza. if I had this thing I'd totally lose a finger or ball.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:28 pm**

I have problems eating pizza. if I had this thing I'd totally lose a finger or ball.

I think you're doing it wrong.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:10 pm**

I have problems eating pizza. if I had this thing I'd totally lose a finger or ball.
I think you're doing it wrong.

it didn't come with instructions!!

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:32 pm**

My only issue is that there is a 100% guarantee that I will hurt myself with that thing.

Having the tines pivot towards you could be a problem. I think it should have a guide and an offset blade with a little scoop so that you can take a NY style pizza and make a big spiral out of it for continuous munching.

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:50 am**

This is officially the greatest thread ever.

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:52 pm**

I think it should have a guide and an offset blade with a little scoop so that you can take a NY style pizza and make a big spiral out of it for continuous munching.

Like a Yard o' Pizza?

- Mere "I LOVE it!" 1975

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:43 pm**

Mmmmm. Pizza by the foot.

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:51 pm**

Rotating knives, what can't they do?

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the future is here, fork-style. all i can say is damn.

the future is here, fork-style. all i can say is damn.