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a fork by any other name...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:19 pm
by mr_j
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does this qualify as a fork? it's initially for garden use, and the bulbs at the top are light reflectors, but it looks like a damn fork to me!

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:09 pm
by DP 2.5
It's...a light-up garden fork...for when those gnomes get a little too close to your birdfeeder. 8)

D"yep yep"P

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:47 pm
by Steveums
Completely fork. I mean, the pretty lights are just distraction whilst you prepare the business end for impaling.

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:06 pm
by sam
I'd like to see them in forking action. They look a little prissy to me.

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:00 am
by ifihadahifi
The only real debate woudl be between when something is no longer a knife and becomes a fork.

Spoons suck ass hairs.]



Double fucking doubles of el patron!!!

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:16 am
by NerfHerder
They're not forks at all.

If we closely examine the apparatus, we will see that the body is mainly one long pole. The obtrusion at the end is merely for support whilst in the ground.

By definition, a fork has to fork. Like, it's just one long pole with a side-support. Nothing forks. There's just a deviation. Totally different. Not a fork.