Forkers Central

Let him know that you know he isn't being sincere, and tell him to cut out the bullshit.

Looks like a nice day out...Got any plans for today?

It's...a light-up garden fork...for when those gnomes get a little too close to your birdfeeder.

D"yep yep"P

Woah...it's real, isn't it? "Using the USB current to directly charge high voltage capacitors, the iGrill does not require any additional power supply, making it perfect for dorm or office cooking." Yeah, I'm sure I wouldn't get any strange looks from my roommate if I suddenly pulled this ...

One day I'll explain how the best Slayer moment came whilst making a Spork video...

Is that day gonna get here soon, by any chance?

D"curious and impatient as hell"P

Can't say that I have...not literally, anyway. Think I have a built-in one, though. ^_^'

(edit. perhaps the third time's the charm ) ---> Have you ever written in a journal (offline) and actually kept up with it?