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p.s. katie is jack mcfarland

ek fucking skyoose me?

I'm laughing, but that is seriously fucked up.

I hate to be totally pedantic, but " awesome " was an appropriate word to use in this situation. remember that awe means "an overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime, extremely powerful, or the like;" thus, awesome would...

Wake up, sleepy dreamers.

Your job isn't to like or trust them, they are all corrupt. Vote for the best for the job.

Clinton '08, the least incompetent.

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What the hell is that? Is that a rat?

Thank K my girlfriend thinks Valentines is a complete waste.
Because so do I.

your wife, however, thinks it's necessary?

Yeah, that tripped me up, too.

GO

BON

!!!

Made me want to watch TRON.

In all fairness, though, what doesn't?

I was a huge Silver Spoons fan, Fresh Prince not so much...

Amen!!!

Rick Schroeder was one of my earliest crushes.

AIHM KORN FOOZ

Sy "why is Beyonce" bil

Huh ?

I gave her a look of abject disgust.

You are my Monday HERO-CHILD for this.

FABULOUS PRIZES?!!!!!?!?!!!

ftw = for the world?

HOT

That little milkshake is all mine.

Cholula and cream, just the way I like it.