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it isn't a zing if you pay for it.... BURN!

good, I am not the only one who missed something... just like my mom last night because roach didn't go and "visit" her last night... jerk

your mom was a little left out last night... if you know what I mean... and you probably don't

no, I don't know what you heard

I just wanted to post something since the activity of posts having to do with my name has pretty much stopped... so hi. FORK ON MOTHAFORKAHS

Jason's mom is nice too... I did her twice last night... she's a real sweet lady... if you know what I mean.

It's pretty boss having a message thread named after you... and I didn't even name it... that is awesome, I have arrived... my life is complete. Stick a huge fork in me, because I am done.

no, not a burn... definitely not a burn... you burn free loser... HAHA

your mom is strange the first seven times... BURN!!!!

... sorry Sam also... but not Jason.... Jason can only feel sorry for himself.

Yeah, many have slept on my floor... and jason has slept on my mom. Oh and by the way Mere, sorry for the night my girlfriend came over... I didn't know anyone was asleep in the living room... my bad.