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You can't put avocado on a cat. Or at least, not on my cat. He won't stand for it.

Is it cute, or creepy, that Jimbargo and Ricardio are having their own little bot conversation one thread over?

The craziest part of that video is that she seems to have put some effort into forming those opinions! This guy has a whole series of videos making fun of his 'dumb girlfriend;' in one she insists that she'd rather have a pizza cut into 8 slices than 12 because she could eat 8, but she couldn't eat...

Related: "TEXIT" is the one sure way to guarantee I never move home.

Also, over the weekend I had someone (friend of a friend on FB) assure me that Texas DID have the right to succeed, because Sam Houston ensured it, and the Louisiana Purchase followed.

Dragon.

Did you watch the GoT finale? What was the best moment?

(yes I did mean the Japanese candy)

Respectable Street
~XTC

I'm in. I'd actually be in for any shirt you want to make.

I'm living in the land of medical marijuana, obscene property values, and perpetually gorgeous weather. But I've become much younger in the pants.

Abby and I are both admins, we only post every few weeks though. Whenever a FL story falls into our laps.

Nope. It's Canadian Poky. Poutine flavor.

When did you first try Poky?

Aw, it's ok little guy. We all get bad haircuts sometimes, it'll grow back....

No but for reals does this guy have allopecia or what? Doesn't look like mange.

California One ~Decemberists

I'm down for checking out Trader Vic's, but the export I REALLY want from Ca is a Trader Joe's. Sunny's dream came true, then she ditched us for Cali. Then she went to the Rangers game and made them lose. ...and Trader Vics failed before Dallas ever got hip to the Tiki. I'm really mad that those bu...

Pretty Girls Make Graves ~Smiths

I'm so glad to see you guys!

Our roommate / renter is a big metal fan. I see the appeal of like - fast angry shit, but most of it really doesn't speak to me. He also listens to a few of these female-fronted screamo bands where they use that kind of vocal effect that basically destroys your vocal chords after a few years? IDK he...

Like it! I am also always accepting submissions. Any further evidence that Florida Is Terrible is appreciated.

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